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FUNCTIONAL LAGER (Limited Edition) - IMPOSSIBREW
FUNCTIONAL LAGER (Limited Edition) - IMPOSSIBREW
FUNCTIONAL LAGER (Limited Edition) - IMPOSSIBREW
FUNCTIONAL LAGER (Limited Edition) - IMPOSSIBREW
FUNCTIONAL LAGER (Limited Edition) - IMPOSSIBREW
FUNCTIONAL LAGER (Limited Edition) - IMPOSSIBREW
FUNCTIONAL LAGER (Limited Edition) - IMPOSSIBREW

FUNCTIONAL LAGER (First Batch Limited Edition)

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UNWIND. NO MORE HANGOVERS.

A functional, healthier alternative to alcohol. Our functional hopped lager is brewed with an innovative blend of active plants and adaptogens designed to boost serotonin ('feel-good' brain chemical) without hangovers.

  • Serotonin-boosting L-theanine 185mg (Found in shaded Green Tea - Gyokuro)
  • Relaxing Xanthohumol (Found in High-Alpha Hops)
  • Stress-adapting S. Ginseng and other naturally active botanicals, nootropics and adaptogens.

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DEVELOPED BY PLANT SCIENTISTS AND EXPERT BREWERS.

Our team of experts including Dr. Paul Chazot, a leading biosciences professor at Durham University, we strive to achieve the impossible together - creating a natural 'feel-good' alcohol-free lager designed to elevate serotonin levels.

ALCOHOL-FREE SHOULDN'T MEAN PLEASURE-FREE.

Frustrated with alcohol alternatives that imitate only the flavour of beer, we wanted to bring the positives of booze to those choosing not to drink

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This is our first ever batch. Thank you for your support to help us bring the positives of booze to those not drinking, all proceeds will go towards the development and launch of our Core Range.

    Water, Barley, Wheat, Hops, Yeast, Natural Botanical Extracts, L-Theanine.

    (Per 100ML)

    Energy: 15kCal / 60kJ

    Fat: <0.1g

    Of which saturates : <0.1g

    Carbohydrates: 2.9g

    Of which sugars: 0.2g

    Protein: <0.1g

    Salt: 0.02g

    Who is it for?

    For those looking for more than just alcohol-free.

    What will I feel?

    Think the opposite to coffee but more potent. Though it's different for everyone, we've been told that it lightens your limbs and lifts your spirits.

     

    What's the occasion?

    Whether you’re having a meal, connecting with friends or just chilling at home, there’s always an occasion for a better, healthier way to relax and unwind without hangovers.

     

    What does it taste like?

    Expect refreshingly bitter botanicals and hops balanced with sweet biscuity malts, complete with a crisp and linger citrus finish that'll leave you wanting more.

     

     Why should I try the Pre-Release Edition now?

    • Batch No.: 001
    • Personalised (2pc Limited Set)
    • Unique Serial Code. (2pc Limited Set)
    • Special Collectable.
    • Be the first to try.
    • Signed by our founder.
    • Only 4680 available.

    When will the Core Range or 'full-release' come out?

    August, 2021. Featuring an improved formula from the feedback we get from the Pre-Release Edition. There will also be a second product in our range coming out within 2021. Watch this space.

    Customer Reviews

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    A
    A.K.
    Nice clean taste

    Firstly, the branding is amazing! Absolutely beautiful.
    The beer itself is crisp and clean, definitely one of the better on the market.

    Hi Andy, cheers for the great review! We'll keep going to make sure our brews get even better in the future :)

    K
    K.G.
    Best non alcoholic beer there is

    After my first sip I thought the taste was not like beer at all, but after a good swig I really enjoyed the taste, and so much so after the next swig it was gone...... Definitely needs to be chilled and I'd like to see it in 500ml bottles as I can see myself going through a 12 bottle crate in an evening and its too expensive for that 😅

    Thanks Kevin for the awesome review. So happy to hear that you liked them - it often goes too quickly for us as well! We'll definitely look into larger bottle options when we brew our next batches. We'll be sure to let you know when we do!

    J
    J.C.
    Best Non-Alcohol Beer In The World

    You’re missing out if you don’t give this a try!!!

    Cheers James, this means the world to us! Glad you enjoyed them :)

    T
    T.C.
    Good stuff

    Easily the best low alcohol brew I have tasted.

    Love it Tim, the pleasure is all ours.

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    Anonymous
    Pretty Great, Hoping for More

    I enjoyed my batch very much. I suffer from adult ADHD and I had a dependency on alcohol to help me relax, sleep, quiet my racing negative thoughts, or just get on with personal projects while home alone, and it doesn't take much imagination to see how that's a problem! Last year I quit alcohol cold-turkey and spent over 3 months without alcohol without feeling much better at all before falling back into the habit.
    However, this functional lager seems to be a very promising and healthy alternative for me and it's been easy for me to stop giving myself permission to buy alcohol to drink at home while I've been enjoying this and the functional benefits.

    I hope for more batches and I hope this new kind of product doesn't stop at Impossibrew! I'd be delighted to see a variety of not only flavours but also different functional compounds e.g. from nootropic herbs.

    Hi Craig,
    Glad you enjoyed your batch. It means a lot to us that impossibrew was able to make a positive impact on your life as a humble brew. We aim to keep going as long as we are making a difference! We wanted to go further with functional ingredients as this is our passion but we were unsure about whether our community liked it...

    What you've said here has given us a lot of comfort that we can introduce more variety with our formula to better help you unwind - can't wait for you to see what we have coming next in August!

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