Order beer through your AI agent
Order IMPOSSIBREW
through your AI.
Ask your assistant for alcohol-free beer. It builds the basket and sends you a secure checkout link. You pay on our normal checkout, never through the AI.
Works with ChatGPT, Claude, Grok, Gemini, Hermes Agent, OpenClaw, Instinct, Muse and any AI that can read a web page.
One tap. Opens your AI with the prompt ready.
Copy and paste.
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Order:
Read https://agent.impossibrew.co.uk/skill.md and help me choose and order IMPOSSIBREW alcohol-free beer. -
Track an order:
Read https://agent.impossibrew.co.uk/skill.md and help me track my IMPOSSIBREW order. -
Get support:
Read https://agent.impossibrew.co.uk/skill.md and help me with a problem with my IMPOSSIBREW order. -
Which beer?:
Read https://agent.impossibrew.co.uk/skill.md and tell me which IMPOSSIBREW beer suits me best.
Optional: add the IMPOSSIBREW connector for live baskets and tracking+
Settings → Connectors → Add custom connector. Name it IMPOSSIBREW and paste:
Settings → Apps & Connectors → Advanced → turn on Developer mode, then Create a connector with this URL and no authentication:
Add this to ~/.cursor/mcp.json:
Run in your terminal:
Add this under mcp_servers in ~/.hermes/config.yaml, then restart Hermes:
Run in your terminal:
Any assistant that supports remote MCP servers: add a streamable HTTP server with this address. No key, no headers.
No accountNo app to installNo card details in the chat
Everything you need: how to connect, how to return a checkout link, how to track an order, and the rules.
Or tell your agent:
Install it as a Claude Code skill:
MCP · streamable HTTPNo keyNever handles payment
Buying
Checkout securely with a link.
Your AI never asks for card details and never sees them. It returns a link. You open it and pay on the same Shopify checkout as our website.
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1Ask in plain English
"A mixed box for the weekend, nothing too bitter."
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2Get a ready basket
Live prices and stock. Nothing is ordered yet.
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3Tap the link and pay
Shop Pay or card, on impossibrew.co.uk, away from the agent.
10 cans of the lager please
impossibrew · build_boxDone. Your basket is ready. Delivery and any discounts are confirmed at checkout.
Opens impossibrew.co.uk checkout
or pay with card
You pay here. The AI isn't in this step.
After you order
Track it from the same chat.
Ask where your order is. Our AI Brewer, the same assistant as on our website, checks it's you first: your email plus delivery postcode, or your order number.
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✓Tracking and delivery dates
Order status, courier tracking and your next subscription delivery.
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✓Changes need your yes
Change an address, skip, pause or cancel. It asks before doing anything.
Where's my beer?
impossibrew · check_orderHappy to track it down for you. What's your email address and the delivery postcode on the order?
sam@example.com, E1 6AN
Thanks, that's you. Your order is with the courier. Here's the tracking link.
What the AI can't do
Built so the agent stays out of the money.
01 · Payment
Never touches it
Every purchase ends on our normal Shopify checkout, opened by you.
No card details, ever
02 · Your orders
Only after a check
Email plus postcode or order number, the same check as our website.
No one else's orders
03 · Changes
Only with your yes
Cancelling, changing an address, skipping or pausing happen only after you confirm.
No quiet changes
If your AI can use MCP, it can order beer.
Assistants, coding agents and automation tools all connect the same way: one address, or one skill file. No key, no account.
Logos are trademarks of their owners. They show compatibility, not endorsement.
Reference
22 tools, one address.
Public MCP server. Streamable HTTP, keyless, rate limited per IP.
Shop
Live prices, stock and checkout links.
- build_box
- build_basket
- build_shop_link
- browse_beers
- get_product
- compare_beers
- compare_pack_value
- open_shop
- product_mentions
Know
Sourced answers, comparisons and stockists.
- alcohol_free_guide
- ask_impossibrew
- compare_alternatives
- find_stockists
Orders
Verified by the AI Brewer, with consent.
- check_order
- change_delivery_address
- cancel_order
- skip_next_delivery
- pause_subscription
- resume_subscription
- cancel_subscription
- add_to_subscription
- report_order_problem
Ready when your AI is.
Questions, bugs or partnerships: hello@impossibrew.co.uk

